And in the latest edition of When PopTrix Attack…
There clearly is no contest here, but for the sake of argument, let’s pretend that there is, so I can throw in a few funny lines.
So it seems as if Rita Ora, the obvious ho of the week, is trying to distance herself from her former friend, Rihanna. Now, if you were to ask me, Rita Ora is basically Rihanna’s stunt double. One of them is a multi-platinum, Grammy Award winning pop singer. The other one?
Well, she’s dating Kardashians and looking for anyway to cling to her 15 minutes of fame. Now, I know Rihanna may be a bad role model, may like to get knocked upside the head by possibly closeted homosexual men and flash her ass and titty balls on Twitter from time to time, but hey…
There’s only room for ONE Rihanna! Do not accept any substitutes!
Here is what Rita had to say about her now un-friend…
“Rihanna is cool and fun but we couldn’t be more different. She is from Barbados and I am from Kosovo and that should say it all really.”
And it does, Rita. It does. Because Kosovo is not exactly the place where they have diamonds pouring from the damn sky, is it? No wonder she ran after a Kardashian. The problem is that she ran after the wrong one. Any Kardashian has more earning potential and clout than Rob. Hell, Rita should have pulled a Mary Kay Letourneau and waited for Kylie or Kendall to hit 18 and hit them up for money!
I have only one thing to say to Ms. Whora. Good luck on your future of touring middle Eastern countries in scantily clad clothes in the middle of the winter. That is your future, trick!
Source:
http://www.celebrityviplounge.com/rihanna-rita-ora/