Oh, come on, it's a slow week. Why can't I make things up?
FINE.
But we know it's a slow celebrity week because Kim Kardashian is back on rag covers. Oh, and Brad and Angie are getting married again! Yay!
Except she may ruin it with her crazy demands.
Like wanting to pick out a ring. Have you ever heard of such a thing?! A woman who wants a say in her ring?
Let me know when she wants a ring for her right leg.
And this may be my favorite cover story ever!
Maddox asks who Jen is.
Seriously, I'd be upset too. How old is this kid that he doesn't know who Jen is, 3? Both of my kids were fully versed in the Brangelina-Jen drama by 1st grade.
Really, Hollywood. Take care of your own, will you? Shameful.
And speaking of shameful, will Kim Kardashian ever find true happiness or will she just mock Demi Moore in her ample free time. (You thought I was going to say bosom, didn't you?)
Behold!
Poor Kim is dumped! But don't worry, she's not taking it laying down!
Or maybe she is! (I'm here all week!)
Meanwhile in Bizzaro World, Ben finds more women who are willing to date him.
I smell some kind of a conspiracy to make us feel sorry for Courtney and stop throwing things at her. Nice try, universe.
And lest you think you have problems, take a gander at poor Kate!
OMG, Kate Middleton has been all alone without her prince and survived! She is just like us! Except with a staff and without a bunch of kids whining at her.
But other than that, totally relateable!
Poor thing.
