I thought marrying Kim Kardashian as a PR stunt/payday was a pretty despicable thing to do, but apparently Kris Humphries knows no bounds. He enlisted Vinny of Jersey Shore to help him pick up girls.
Rest assured, Kim Kardashian's estranged husband isn't pining for her — or even thinking about her — these days. On a recent night out at New York hotspot Riff Raff's, Kris Humphries, 27, was spotted partying with a group of friends that included Jersey Shore's Vinny Guadagnino — and hitting on many pretty ladies. "Kris asked Vinny to help him pick up girls," a witness tells In Touch. "Vinny said, 'Seems like you're already doing a good job!'"
I'm glad he broke the stranglehold of Mama Kris Megalosauras, but is Vinny really your best option as a pickup artist? I'm not a PhD yet (next week), but something tells me that there are better candidates to be a wing-man. I mean you could call up Clooney or Gerard Butler, and probably do a little infinitely better than what gets scrounged up at 'The Shore.
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