We're all still trying to get our heads around the 'Wait, what? Kanye's straight? 'question that has been bugging us all since Kim Kartrashian and the rapper started f-cking in the name of publicity and extra column inches.
But while we roll our eyes at seeing yet another
US Weekly cover with the faux-couple on the front debating whether or not she's "Kanye's Beyoncé" (Kimbo's
insides would never end up in a bag sillies! her momager has had her doing her arse kegels since the age of four), the 31-year-old unreality show actress/ star of a sex tape with Ray-J where she is p-ssed on has other pressing issues on her mind.
When you're dating someone as self-obsessed as Kanye Kardashian, he has to have little reminders to hand during sex on what to do next as he gets so distracted gazing at himself in the mirror and encircling his nipples with his fingertips with the tongue in the corner of his mouth and whispering: 'Mmm yeah give it to me bad boy' at his reflection in a high-pitched, breathy whisper. So Kim popped in these handy 'KY' earrings to remind Kanye to lube up with KY Jelly first when he's doing her from behind as she wears an American football shirt and he calls her 'Jay-Z'.
Of course, her new fauxmance didn't like the Y because it wasn't a K or a W, so she had to change the Y for a W, so now her ear says 'KW' which is short for 'Kanye -What the F-CK?' if he tries to leave the house with her without calling the paparazzi first.
And here's a picture from one of their 'phone sex sessions – if Kanye Kartrashian is in New York and Kim Kartrashian's momager Kris has her pimped out back in Ho'Wood they skype cam each other for a video fapathon and before they Kum each of them cries out their own name. In this photo, Kim holds up the number of fingers she has up her arse with the other hand because she can't speak and fap and look at herself on cam- that takes far too much hand/ eye/ brain Ko-ordination.
Ah, true publicity stunt love… 'aint it grand?
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