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| Forecast comes for heavy precipitation in forceful spurts |
Okay, this isn't wrestling-related, and this may turn off every heterosexual female reader I have (I'll miss both of you). That said, those of you who didn't walk out (click out?) in protest, you know why you're still here.
Meet Estefania Caballero. All I know is that she is from Mexico, and she does TV weather in a language that I do not speak. I also know that she is blessed with the body of a Hawaiian Tropic model after her second injection of viscous gelatin in each buttock.
Do not ask me how I stumbled upon this heaven-sent miracle. Just bask. Bask in the glow, especially in the provided video, of her radiance. Can't understand Spanish? Fuck it, that's not important. She could be saying "if you touch your dick while watching me, that means you are forever a loser" for all I know, and I wouldn't care. Besides, my guidance counselor already told me the second half of that sentence (but not the first half; she looked like Sam Wasterson with Lego-person's wig).
I am naming Estefania the official Meteorologist of Blue Bar Cage. Periodically, I will ask her for a weather update, much in the same way Tom Tucker does with Ollie Williams; although in this case, you get genetic sextastic perfection, and not a mouthy Al Roker clone.
Enjoy. I think I will as well.
