Kim Kardashian arriving at LAX airport (5/28)
Kim Kardashian (above, surprise, wearing another see-through shirt) is accusing British Airways of theft after she says something of "sentimental" value was missing from her checked bag after a flight over the weekend. On Sunday she tweeted:
Very disappointed in British Airways for opening my luggage & taking some special items of mine!Some things are sentimental ¬ replaceable
What happened to the days when you could lock your bags! We need to get back to that. There's no sense of security & no trust!
Shame on you
Instead of trying to decipher Kim's cryptic message and figure out what was actually stolen, I think it'd be easier to list things that couldn't possibly have been stolen from her:
- Soul (she sold it a long time ago)
- Dignity (she has none)
- Any kind of money (she never lets it out of her sight)
- A condom (she's never actually had one in her possession)
- Her video camera *wink* (again, she never lets it out of her sight)
- A dress that actually fits her instead of being one size too small to accentuate her ass (she doesn't own one)
*15 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery: [FameFlynet] 